Lamb of God star Randy Blythe is recovering after scalding his manhood with hot black coffee last week.
Blythe was resting his coffee cup between his legs while driving, when the lid came loose and "liquid caffeinated FIRE" covered his genitals.
He post on his Instagram page last week, revealing,
"I briefly lost control of my truck, swerving into the lane of oncoming traffic, barely missing another truck, before quickly pulling into a nearby parking lot to try and make some sense of this atrocity I had committed against myself. I felt like I was going to throw up for a good minute or two, then I regained control and started returning home to do what I knew what I had to do. I had to put him on ice."
Blythe finished his painful tale by urging fans to have a laugh at his expense, revealing, "everyone else I've told did, including my wife."
On Wednesday, Blythe gave his fans an update:
I never thought I would ever be writing something like this, but here is an update on the condition of my penis: HE IS 100% RECOVERED AND FULLY FUNCTIONAL, COMPLETELY CAPABLE OF PERFORMING ANY OF HIS NORMAL DUTIES. No scarring, so scabbing, no PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder). He's good to go.
Lol!!
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